The Photo Shoot That Wasn’t – Epic Amateur Photographer Fails For Your Amusement. . .

The top 15 shots that got away:

In the Beginning:

Oh my, that button is sensitive.

Oh my, that button is sensitive.

Oh my, that button really is sensitive.

Oh my, that button is really sensitive.

I don't know, but it pops up every now and then.

I don’t know, but it pops up every now and then.

Do I Need A Tripod? “I Can Hold Still.”

How Many Flowers Am I Holding Up? No, you haven't had a head injury. But look too long and you might get one...

I Can Hold Still:  “How Many Flowers Am I Holding Up?” No, you haven’t had a head injury. But look too long and you might get one…

Have a few glasses of wine and come back to this one. It might look intentional.

I Can Hold Still:  “Have A Few” glasses of wine and come back to this one. It might look intentional.

View Through A New Eye, How Hard Can It Be?

Looking through a new perspective looks seems like it would be easier.

View Through A New Eye:  Looking through a new perspective “Seems Like It Would Be Easier.”

View Through A New Eye: Where Is That Confounded Bridge? Oh No! It's Sinking!

View Through A New Eye: “Where Is That Confounded Bridge?” Oh No! It’s Sinking!

Ewwww!! “Special? Effects”

Special? Effects: How Important Are These Knobs?

Special? Effects: Right In The Camera. “How Important Are These Knobs?”

Special? Effects: Fix It In Post? It can't get any worse, right? Oh, yes it can. Yes, it can.

Special? Effects: “Fix It In Post?” It can’t get any worse, right? Oh, yes it can. Yes, it can.

Wild Life!

“These Guys Are Really Fast”

These Guys Are Really Fast. I mean REALLY fast.

These Guys Are Really Fast: “I mean REALLY fast!”

These Guys Are Really Fast: Nice . . . Drops.

These Guys Are Really Fast: “Nice . . . Drops.”

“Oh My Gawd!!!”  Fear Factor:

OMG!!! Fear Factor: “OMG! He’s Really Big!!”

OMG!!! Fear Factor: “OMG! He’s Coming Right At Me!!”

OMG!!! Fear Factor: “OMG! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!” Run Awaaaaaaay….!!!

Well, there you have it.  In no particular order, the best of the worst, my top “Epic Amateur Photographer Fails!”

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